The best bed is a matter of opinion.
Sometimes the king-size mattress feels right…
…but sometimes you fancy a cozier option…
…like a good, old-fashioned dresser drawer.
Intimidating? What do you mean?
We are just two bored Apex Predators watching your every move.
–Lily and Luna
Cool new gear, Humama. Don’t you try and store it in this box.
The box is mine.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
What’s that, Human Mommy? It’s Monday again?
Please make it go away.
–Luna and Lily
What a great purchase, Humans! I love my new Adirondack chair.
No, you may not sit on it, Human Mommy.
It is large but obviously not large enough to accommodate the both of us.
A grey stripy Princess in a little grey storage box? Lovely…
Snug as a Bug? Sure, it rhymes.
But snug as a Cat makes much more sense!
Dishtowels you say, Human Mommy?
Cat sheets, I say.
I’m right. You’re wrong.
Now go away.
It’s high time for my late afternoon nap.
It’s a lot of work being Human Mommy’s Wardrobe Mistress.
I have to pick out Human Mommy’s daily outfits and maintain a glorious sheen of shed fur on all her clothes.
The stuff she leaves in drawers and her maxi dresses are fairly easy to maintain.
To maintain the knee-length skirts, mini-skirts, blazers and hanging blouses, though, you have to be prepared to climb.
When the Queen’s away…
…the youngest Princess shall claim the Queen’s pillow.