I like you, Human. Please don’t move.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
No, Cosmo, Human Mommy can’t play fetch with you right now.
Can’t you see?
Human Mommy is busy being my cushion.
As temperatures plummet..
…find yourself a good lap warmer.
Fine, I guess I can share but only with Human Daddy.
He bought my chair after all.
Looking for the best seat in the house? Pick the Human with the softest lap.
Happy Mother’s Day! Give your Human Mommy a good lap cuddle and bring her some thoughtful gifts, such as a nearly dead mousie or a freshly upchucked hairball.
We love you, Human Mommy.
–Luna et al
Were you reading that?
Nevermind–I don’t care.
Nothing is more interesting than me, your Cat.
Careful, Kitties. There’s a fine line between being known as a friendly Feline and as a lap Cat.
The same goes for Puppies.
This may not look comfortable but it is. I swear it is, for the both of us, honest.
It’s hard to wait for Human Daddy’s lap, particularly when there is a Meowie installed on his lap, making snide comments about how you no longer fit anyway.