The Best Seat in the House is sometimes right outside of the house…
…on a soft lap.
No, Xena, you may not jump up here.
I have reserved Human Mommy’s lap.
For how long? you ask.
For as long as either of us can see into the future.
What’s that, Human Mommy? You want to get up to go potty?
You’ll just have to hold it.
I like you, Human. Please don’t move.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
No, Cosmo, Human Mommy can’t play fetch with you right now.
Can’t you see?
Human Mommy is busy being my cushion.
As temperatures plummet..
…find yourself a good lap warmer.
Fine, I guess I can share but only with Human Daddy.
He bought my chair after all.
Looking for the best seat in the house? Pick the Human with the softest lap.
Happy Mother’s Day! Give your Human Mommy a good lap cuddle and bring her some thoughtful gifts, such as a nearly dead mousie or a freshly upchucked hairball.
We love you, Human Mommy.
–Luna et al
Were you reading that?
Nevermind–I don’t care.
Nothing is more interesting than me, your Cat.