Don’t scratch in just one spot! That’s lazy.

Propel yourself along the base of the ottoman, leaving your artistic mark on every inch.

This makes for an excellent core workout, too.



Coping with Monday 

Don’t feel bad about hitting the Lion’s Head Tavern a wee bit before noon. 

Don’t feel bad about squinting your eyes tight shut in order to imitate a leaf, or a loaf, or maybe a leaf loaf.

We all cope with Monday in our own way.

–Darth Vader and Finnegan, aka Leaf Loaf