What’s that, Human Mommy? It’s Monday again?

Please make it go away.

–Luna and Lily 


Things could be worse

Maybe you stayed up a little too late last night following politics and, consequently, Monday feels even more painful than it usually does.

Look on the bright side. You’ve got a cup of black coffee and a glossy black house panther encouraging you to go to work as tuna cans do not grow on trees.

Things could be worse.

–Darth Vader