Coping with Monday 

Don’t feel bad about hitting the Lion’s Head Tavern a wee bit before noon. 

Don’t feel bad about squinting your eyes tight shut in order to imitate a leaf, or a loaf, or maybe a leaf loaf.

We all cope with Monday in our own way.

–Darth Vader and Finnegan, aka Leaf Loaf

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Things could be worse

Maybe you stayed up a little too late last night following politics and, consequently, Monday feels even more painful than it usually does.

Look on the bright side. You’ve got a cup of black coffee and a glossy black house panther encouraging you to go to work as tuna cans do not grow on trees.

Things could be worse.

–Darth Vader