Bathroom Break

What’s that, Human Mommy? You want to get up to go potty?

You’ll just have to hold it.

–Luna

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Can you resist?

I betcha want to rub my tummy.

I can’t blame you. My tummy is irresistible.

Rub at your own risk.

Remember, even a sleepy Cat can deploy her Murder Mittens faster than a wide-awake Human can retract her hand.

–Lily

Help your Humans Catch Some Zzzz’s

It’s not an everyday occurrence, but every so often, you should help your Humans catch some zzz’s by serving as a pillow.

Trust me. A well-rested Human is much more likely than a sleep-deprived Human to use his opposable thumbs to your benefit by popping open a can or two or three of tuna.

–Quicksilver