The best bed is a matter of opinion.
Sometimes the king-size mattress feels right…
…but sometimes you fancy a cozier option…
…like a good, old-fashioned dresser drawer.
Your laptop bag?
You don’t mean my cushion, do you, Human Mommy?
No, I won’t give it back.
Speaking of laptops, can you cool it with the typing?
The clickity-clackety sound of the keys is disrupting my nap.
I don’t like you, we have nothing in common, we look not at all alike…
Still… You were curled up on the bed when I arrived for my requisite daily 18-hour snooze.
It just seemed easier to cohabitate than to hiss you out of my space.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Dishtowels you say, Human Mommy?
Cat sheets, I say.
I’m right. You’re wrong.
Now go away.
It’s high time for my late afternoon nap.
When the Queen’s away…
…the youngest Princess shall claim the Queen’s pillow.
Of course I share my bed with the Millenial Kitten Princess. We Cat Queens are nothing if not magnanimous.
No the Princess may not have a pillow.
Magnamity has its limits.
Pondering what you should do next?
Sometimes the best thing to do is nothing at all.
Four legs, you say? I’m pretty sure I have more.
Are you sure you counted correctly?
My Cat Tree is great for cardio, for strength work, for claw-sharpening and for naps.
Maybe if your exercise equipment included napping options, you Humans would be more likely to use it.
You know Human Daddy loves you because of all the sweet things he does, like putting a pillow under your head when you are zonked out on the hard floor.