New Year’s Resolution

What do you mean I’m not keeping up with my 2018 New Year’s Resolution?

I resolved to use the treadmill.

I never specified how I’d use it.

Now go away. You are messing with my napping…er…wellness program.



Bachelor Pad

Choose your bachelor pad wisely.  If you like a bit of action, don’t move too far out to the country–youthful Kittens will keep you young.

On the other paw, be sure that your pad is protected from the hurly-burly of the youngsters’ catnip-fueled disputes. Kittens may do fine with a mere 18 hours of sleep daily, but you require a minimum of 20 hours.

Most importantly, make sure that your pad is in close proximity to the best place in the house, i.e. the kitchen.