The Baby Woofie is in my space again, Humans.
What’s that, Humans? It’s Hump Day?
Yippee for you!
If you were more Cat-like, this wouldn’t be an issue.
You could just snooze through all the weekdays and glide gracefully into the weekend.
What do you mean I’m not keeping up with my 2018 New Year’s Resolution?
I resolved to use the treadmill.
I never specified how I’d use it.
Now go away. You are messing with my napping…er…wellness program.
You weren’t planning on wearing this sweater today were you, Human Mommy?
Good, I didn’t think so.
Yet again you have failed to make our bed, Human Mommy.
That will be 5 demerits.
–Lily, Luna, Amber and Quicksilver
There’s no such thing as too much fetch!
There is such a thing as just enough fetch to insure that you collapse on the futon to dream of yet more fetch!
One of these is not like the others.
Obviously it’s Cosmo.
He makes for a good pillow, but this is Princess nap time.
–Princesses Luna and Stella
If you had been serious about straightening out the comforter, Human Mommy…
…you would have done so before our nap marathon commenced.
–Darth Vader and Finnegan
If you are a Woofie, you may need to wait for the Humans to offer you a pillow.
If you’re a Cat, you simply take possession of what’s rightfully yours.
What do you mean this basket of clean laundry is not a bed, Human Mommy?
It is quite lovely for a lie-down.
What’s that, Human Mommy, you want to know where the lint roller is?
How should I know?