As a Scent Hound, sometimes you have to give in and take a good, deep whiff of Meowie butt.
The Meowie’s Murder Mitten slamming down on your pretty Puppy nose is going to hurt.
Worth it. Totally worth it.
Sometimes you have to swallow your pride and ask for help.
Help, Human Mommy! The Millenial Meowie is swallowing my dinner!
What’s that? No, I can’t politely ask her to move.
The Millenial Meowie has murder mittens!
(Thanks to Samantha Murdoch for this wonderful description of Meowie paws. Check out samanthamurdochblog.)
They say you should do some cardio first thing in the morning.
My daily, morning routine focuses on Foot Pounce.
I think Human Mommy benefits from this, too, as she moves her ginormous paws relatively fast.
For a Human, that is.
Bet you wish you could tuck your front paws so adorably, Humans!
Well, you can’t. Your phsyionomy doesn’t permit it and, even if it did, you need to be covered in silky, feline fur for this position to work.
Feel free to console yourselves by drinking in my adorableness.
Improve your posture and achieve symmetry by pointing your paws forward and planting closely together to support your frame. Tail placement is optional, but a classic, draping curl never goes out of style.