The Good Old Days

Truth to tell, I miss the good old days when the Private Members-Only Cat Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch, was only open to Male Cats.

Stop that, Uncle Quicksilver! You are being sexist and speciesist right now.

Besides, Stella’s initiation fees paid for our Club’s second couch.

–Quicksilver and Luna

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Activities and Amenities

The uninitiated sometimes ask us Members about the activities and amenities available in our Private Members-Only Cat Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch.

Tennis? No, although we are not above chasing the occasional loose ball. Golf? No, ditto for the ball chasing. Swimming? No, seriously? We are CATS.

Basically, the Cat Club is all about lounging.

If you are not a Member, you may not understand.

–Phelps, Darth Vader, Quicksilver and Finnegan