Thorough Sniffing

It’s not enough to sniff on just one side of the stream.

Sniff on both sides…

…Plus in the stream itself.

You can never know too much.

You can never smell too much.

–Xena

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Gym Buddies 

Fancy meeting you at the gym, Luna!

Please allow me to lick the perspiration from your pearly whiskers.

What’s that? You’re not perspiring? 

Oh, I see why…

It looks like your treadmill is broken.

Don’t worry! It will take me just a moment to sniff out the short circuit.

What do you mean by “OFF,” Luna?

Do you prefer for the treadmill to be off–which kind of defeats the purpose? Or do you want me off the treadmill?

Or maybe both?

–Xena