Breakfast in Bed

No, I don’t think a Monday-morning breakfast in bed of tuna, fresh cream and a decorative, edible floral arrangement is too much to ask, Human Mommy.

It’s what I deserve.



Chop chop!

Chop chop, Human Mommy! Put your opposable thumbs to use by opening this Jumbo-sized container of treats for me!

Don’t overextend yourself, though. Don’t bother parceling out a tiny portion for me.

I’m perfectly capable of serving myself once you’ve got the lid off.

–Darth Vader