Yay Friday!

Yay, it’s Friday!

Time to kick up your heels and/or paws.



Opposable Thumbs

I rarely regret my lack of opposable thumbs.

Still, I feel bad that I can’t apply Human Mommy’s makeup in the morning.

Human Mommy tries to do it herself but she needs help.



Chop chop!

Chop chop, Human Mommy! Put your opposable thumbs to use by opening this Jumbo-sized container of treats for me!

Don’t overextend yourself, though. Don’t bother parceling out a tiny portion for me.

I’m perfectly capable of serving myself once you’ve got the lid off.

–Darth Vader