Sometimes Humans say nonsensical things. For example, Human Mommy just called us a pair of lovebugs. We understand “pair” and we understand “love,” but what about us is bug-like?
–Cosmo and Stella
Well, for one thing, Woofies, you “bug” me all the time, especially you, Cosmo, especially you.
What’s that, Humans? Tuesday, you say?
If I didn’t wake up for Monday, what makes you think that Tuesday will be any different?
Now go away. Try back on Hump Day.
Or, let’s be honest here, try back on Friday afternoon in time for happy hour.
Those Meowgaritas are not going to drink themselves, after all.
Oh, Catnip, my old friend, what have we done this time? More importantly, where are those Woofies? My head is about to burst and I have a hungover crimp in my tail. I need hair of the Woofies, stat.
Why merely sit when you can drape?
Rub my tummy? Please, Humans, rub my tummy!
Oooh! Thank you! That feels sooo good!
I’d purr if I could.
As Cat Princesses, graceful relaxation is an important part of your royal duties.
How else will your sometimes stressed, uptight Human subjects recognize your superiority?
–Luna and Lily
Nothing says “I love you, Human Daddy” like a big, old-fashioned hug.
I’ll admit that chilling out in an empty carton that used to contain canned Woofie food may not be the wisest option, particularly if the Woofies have not inhaled their evening feast yet.
That said, don’t think that I’m a trendy, Raw Food alternative to cans.
Get any closer and I’ll prove it to you with my claws.
The key to invisibility, little Luna, is to choose a surface that blends with your fur, install yourself on said surface, and stay preternaturally still.
See this blanket? It has black stripes for me and white and gray stripes for you. Now we are invisible.
Ummm, Uncle Darth? I think you may have forgotten that Woofies see through their sniffers.
–Darth Vader and Luna
Frisbee, check. Tug, check. Wrestling, check. Squirrel Chase, check and double check.
You know it’s been a good, hard workout when you collapse like a Meowie afterwards.
Meowie-Inspired Basic Yoga, check.