I sense a Baby Woofie behind me.
I hope I’m wrong.
You’re not wrong, Uncle Darth! I’m right here!
Wanna play chase after I polish off my bully ring?
You have again turned down the outdoor thermostat, Human Mommy?
I am going to ignore you now, more pointedly than usual.
Big Sisters are the best!
They listen to you and give you great advice.
Plus, no one can ever bully you when your Big Sis has your back.
The only thing better than an enormous, squeaky candy cane is…
…an enormous, squeaky candy cane stuffed with delectable, fluffy, foamy snow.
No, you may not rest your gigantic head on my pillow, Human Mommy.
What a strange question!
Why would you even ask?
To become a strong Warrior Princess, you must eat heartily, work out hard, and hydrate.
Hydration is most important.
Whatcha doing Human Daddy?
Can I help you out?
Oooh! This fire we built feels so good on my fur!
There’s no such thing as too much fetch!
There is such a thing as just enough fetch to insure that you collapse on the futon to dream of yet more fetch!
Humans, Cosmo is taking up way too much space!
His long lankiness is no excuse for his front paw resting against my tail.
Do something, Humans!
If not, I’ll have to deploy my Murder Mittens!
What do you mean I’m too big to sit on the back of the couch, Humans? I see the Meowies do it all the time.
Uh-oh! The cushions seem to have collapsed under me.
You may have a point, Humans. Either that or your couch is defective.