Just because we sprawl together doesn’t mean we are “together.”
We are practicing for the upcoming Mixed Species Synchronized Sprawling Regional Qualifiers.
That’s all that’s going on here.
I sure hope I get a nose kiss when we make it to Nationals!
Want to own the street?
Stalk down the sidewalk like a Boss.
See that stripey Ginger behind me? He knows I own it.
Want to own a Human’s lap?
Easy, dig your claws in.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Seriously, Humans, you’re holding up your cellphones and making kissy-kissy noises at me to get me to pose.
Don’t you see that I’m busy procuring breakfast…er…birdwatching?
Powerful conversations don’t necessarily involve words.
Feel the roar through your whiskers.
“Get down, Puppies!” Human Mommy says as she rushes to get ready for work.
Puppies? What Puppies?
Only us King-sized Pillows here, Human Mommy.
Please leave the bedroom door open on your way out in case we Pillows fancy a snack or need to go potty.
–Cosmo and Stella
You know what’s unfair?
Being left in the house while Human Daddy takes your boyfriend for a brisk walk, that’s what!
I can do “brisk,” too. I know I can. I’ve got some hugely expensive titanium pins in my leg.
I’m practically a bionic Puppy.
Sometimes your girlfriend will ask you a tricky question like “How do my feet smell?”
There is only one right answer to this question.
Tell her that her feet smell lovely.
There was a time, not so very long ago, when I would have been outside on a cold, rainy day like this, my little body shivering, my fur soaked and splotched with mud, my tummy grumbling with hunger.
It’s good to have a family now.
It’s good to be home.
Humans, if it’s not good for me, how can it be good for you?
C’mon… Give a Dog a slice.
Don’t be jealous, Humans. Unless you are a silky, shiny House Panther, there’s no way you will ever be able to luxuriate this well.
Feel free to imitate me, though, to the best of your limited abilities.