Sure, I’m a Cat in a Cave, paparazzi. It has decent alliteration, but didn’t you consider why I’m in the cave?
Did it never occur to you that a Cat in a Cave might value his privacy?
I got a Bully Braid from Human Mommy and a Squeaky Squirrel from Daddy Cosmo.
1 Squirrel + 1 Bully Braid = 2 Chewies
I got a Bully Braid from Human Mommy and another from my fiance Cosmo.
1 Bully Braid × 2 = 2 Chewies
I had a Bully Braid and a Squeaky Squirrel and I gave both away to my Ladies.
(Squeaky Squirrel + Bully Stick) – ( Squeaky Squirrel + Bully Stick) = 0 Chewies
Sacrifices = Good Man
–Xena, Stella and Cosmo
You can be an ingenue at any age.
It’s all about the eyes, the fur and the je-ne-sais-quoi.
You are spying on us through the Baby-Woofie Cam, Humans?!
P.S. Those shoes on the bed? Not our doing!
P.P.S. It was a Woofie or a Baby Woofie.
P.P.P.S. Don’t believe us? Check your spy-cam footage.
–Luna, Quicksilver, Darth Vader and Lily
I’m awfully lonely over here on the sofa.
Ah, that’s better, Human Daddy!
Now it’s starting to feel a bit crowded.
Who invited Amber?
Monday you say, Human Mommy?
Maybe for you but not for me.
I’ve decided to extend my Sunday afternoon snooze to next Friday Night Happy Hour.
It’s Sunday morning, Human Mommy.
Sleep in as long as you like…
…or until we require your services.
Whichever comes first.
Yes, we’re handsome. No, we’re not posing.
No special effort went into this photo on our part.
We woke up like this.
–Finnegan and Phelps
Let me out!
What do you mean it’s below freezing outside?
Didn’t you turn up the outdoor thermostat like I told to you to?!
You have introduced a baby Woofie to my kingdom.
You have encumbered my royal shelf with a bulky camera to spy on said Woofie.
Why would the Sun King smile about any of this?
–Finnegan, the Sun King