The water level in my glass is much too low.
Your glass? Whatever do you mean, Human Mommy? I don’t see you struggling to slurp up the water.
Ahhh… That’s better.
A fine tuna meal requires a fine drink.
Water will do but nothing complements tuna like cream.
But that is my cream!
It’s not the softest pillow and it’s not the biggest pillow.
But Human Daddy’s head is the best pillow, paws down.
Let’s be honest–it might be a good idea to reduce your Amazon orders, Human Mommy.
Don’t you dare recycle this Amazon box, though.
I’m obviously reusing it.
Got Dog? Good for you!
You’ll never have to dine alone again.
So you changed your mind and need to go back upstairs because you “forgot” something in the bedroom?
You have to pay the toll again, preferably in Catnip or Cream.
When it’s cold, we Turtles burrow in.
If a warm spell strikes, we reamerge to bask in the unseasonable heat.
Nothing, not even blood worms, tastes as good as Vitamin-D feels.
–Princess Maple Ann
As a Cat, you know you’ve found a suitable household…
…when your Humans erect monuments to your Felinity here and there and everywhere.
First you take me to the vet.
Next you confine me to the house for over a week so that I can “heal.”
I may be sleeping right now but I’m still furious.
Your laptop bag?
You don’t mean my cushion, do you, Human Mommy?
No, I won’t give it back.
Speaking of laptops, can you cool it with the typing?
The clickity-clackety sound of the keys is disrupting my nap.