What do you mean, Human Mommy, that I must get out of this fun, crinkly plastic bag RIGHT NOW lest it smother me?

Did you ever think that you might be the one smothering me with your killjoy, rigid rules?



Puppy Eyes

Are your Humans trying to enforce an unreasonable rule* like “no furry children in the bedroom while the Humans are away at the mysterious place they call ‘work’?”

Time to deploy the Puppy Eyes and a grand Puppy Yawn.

–Stella and Cosmo 

*This rule is obviously unreasonable because we have nothing good to lounge on in our living room given that we have eaten all of our futon mattresses, our couch, a comfy side chair and a footrest.