My Cushion

Your laptop bag?

You don’t mean my cushion, do you, Human Mommy?

No, I won’t give it back.

Speaking of laptops, can you cool it with the typing?

The clickity-clackety sound of the keys is disrupting my nap.

–Amber

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Bachelor Pad

Choose your bachelor pad wisely.  If you like a bit of action, don’t move too far out to the country–youthful Kittens will keep you young.

On the other paw, be sure that your pad is protected from the hurly-burly of the youngsters’ catnip-fueled disputes. Kittens may do fine with a mere 18 hours of sleep daily, but you require a minimum of 20 hours.

Most importantly, make sure that your pad is in close proximity to the best place in the house, i.e. the kitchen.

–Charlie

Work makes for Boring Conversations

Loosened up by the Chardonnay, is your Friday night date going on and on and on and on about her stressful work week?

Has the inattentive waiter failed to bring your tunatini?

Don’t feel bad about yawning and then conking out.

Work makes for boring conversations.

–Quicksilver