Choose your bachelor pad wisely. If you like a bit of action, don’t move too far out to the country–youthful Kittens will keep you young.
On the other paw, be sure that your pad is protected from the hurly-burly of the youngsters’ catnip-fueled disputes. Kittens may do fine with a mere 18 hours of sleep daily, but you require a minimum of 20 hours.
Most importantly, make sure that your pad is in close proximity to the best place in the house, i.e. the kitchen.
Loosened up by the Chardonnay, is your Friday night date going on and on and on and on about her stressful work week?
Has the inattentive waiter failed to bring your tunatini?
Don’t feel bad about yawning and then conking out.
Work makes for boring conversations.
Running with scissors is never safe.
Catnapping on top of scissors is totally fine.
As a fearsome, formidable Feline, you don’t need protection per se.
Still when you’re catching your requisite 18+ hours of daily shut-eye, it’s nice to know that Mr. Fox and his buddy the enormous goldfish have your back.
Happy Monday, Humans! Don’t feel too bad about abandoning us to go to the mysterious place you call work.
Our bed is a lot more comfortable without you taking up so much space.
–Finnegan, Quicksilver, Luna and Darth Vader
Sometimes, one of your best friends may want to talk to you about something that’s important to them but boring to you, like water quality or bubble nests or the proper positioning of leaf hammocks.
It’s okay if you start to doze off.
You are a Cat after all.
Feeling conflicted about getting out of bed and going to work, Human Mommy?
Don’t worry–your departure will not disturb our collective snooze too much.
–Luna, Lily and Darth Vader
Are you having trouble falling asleep because you keep thinking about the wily squirrel that barely, just barely, got away from you?
Try imitating the nearest Meowie. Cats know the most comfortable sleeping positions–you’ll be out like a light in no time.
As Cats, sometimes you have to deliver uncomfortable truths to your Humans, such as the fact that there is no room for them on the bed.
–Amber, Quicksilver, Finnegan, Darth Vader and Phelps