Doppelcatter

Occasionally, when you head out to Friday Night Happy Hour, you encounter your Doppelcatter at the bar.

What’s he doing here, in my favorite bar, also known as the kitchen?

Wash your face–it will help you ignore him.

Stare at him with your laser eyes–eventually he’ll melt.

Either way, don’t let him ruin your evening. You worked…er…napped hard this week. It’s time to party!

–Charlie and Finnegan

Work makes for Boring Conversations

Loosened up by the Chardonnay, is your Friday night date going on and on and on and on about her stressful work week?

Has the inattentive waiter failed to bring your tunatini?

Don’t feel bad about yawning and then conking out.

Work makes for boring conversations.

–Quicksilver