Living with roommates is no easy thing. For example, sometimes your roomie will want to munch on something super stinky on the couch while you’re trying to watch TV.
Eeeewww, Cosmo, really? I’d move but I was here first.
What’s the matter, Darth? Bully Sticks smell AMAZING! I’ll share it with you if you want.
–Darth Vader and Cosmo
Power corrupts but absolute power controls the remote control absolutely.
Depending on your cable or satellite service, you may no longer require a DVD or Blu-ray player to get the best in home entertainment.
Replace the old, clunky players with a modern, sleek Catbox.
He may not play anything, per se, but his glare will let you know that what you’re watching isn’t cool.
Are your Humans watching something dumb on TV? Don’t waste your energy hissing about it, but make sure that your eyes and ears convey your contempt.
Fish TV is less exciting than Bird TV, but it’s still worth watching now and again, particularly if you think the lead is yummy.
It’s okay if you fall asleep watching TV. You can always Google what happened when you wake up.
–Finnegan and Darth Vader