Oh, Sun, you feel so good on our fur!
We’ll miss you when winter comes.
–Stella and Cosmo
Human Mommy, I love you…
…but you are terrible at parallel parking.
I can’t even watch right now.
What’s that, Human Mommy? It’s Monday again?
Please make it go away.
–Luna and Lily
What a great purchase, Humans! I love my new Adirondack chair.
No, you may not sit on it, Human Mommy.
It is large but obviously not large enough to accommodate the both of us.
If you had been serious about straightening out the comforter, Human Mommy…
…you would have done so before our nap marathon commenced.
–Darth Vader and Finnegan
Want to be a Top Cat Model? Know your angles.
I’m handsome in profile.
Three-quarters view is my best look, as it works well with my bone structure and enhances my air of mystery.
How will you know if your dishes are really clean unless we sniff-inspect them for you?
You’re welcome, Humans.
–Chief Inspector Lily and Lieutenant Sniffer Luna
Closed doors are an affront to our dignity as Cats.
I command you to rectify this situation immediately, Human Mommy.
Peekaboo, annoyingly bright morning sun. I see you.
Now I don’t and that’s much better.
As a Girl Cat, part of your job is to help your Human Mommy pick out her outfits.
The grey shift is your best bet today, Human Mommy.