The best way to nap next to a Woofie is to ignore that the Woofie is there.

Ignorance not giving you bliss?

Try a forceful HISS.

–Darth Vader 


Pretty Please!

Stella did it and got a cute nose-piercing for her efforts.

Can’t I take a long, deep whiff of Kitty Butt, too, Quicksilver?

Pretty please!