What do you mean you are going to “Work” and don’t have time to fetch my first Meowmosa of the weekend?

But it’s Caturday!!

“Overtime,” you say.

I hate “Overtime.”



Work makes for Boring Conversations

Loosened up by the Chardonnay, is your Friday night date going on and on and on and on about her stressful work week?

Has the inattentive waiter failed to bring your tunatini?

Don’t feel bad about yawning and then conking out.

Work makes for boring conversations.


Monday again

Monday has happened again, Humans. Judging by your outfit and your impractical, professional heels, we assume that you are heading out to the mysterious place you call work.

Good luck not tripping over us on your way downstairs.

Maybe you should lose the heels until you’ve had your coffee. Just saying…

–Lily and Amber